Part 2: Chapters 20, 21, & 22
Christine is street legal. And Regina Cunningham is none too pleased.
Arnie and his parents engage in another donnybrook about where Arnie can keep Christine. Arnie wants to keep her at home; Regina wants it kept just about anywhere else. Recriminations fly back and forth — Regina accuses Arnie of spending most of his college money on his car; Arnie accuses Regina of sneaking into his room and rummaging through his personal property. Tensions build until Regina slaps her son, and he storms out of the house.
Michael attempts to make the peace between his wife and his son. He asks Arnie to show him his car and to take him for a drive. The destination? The Pittsburgh Airport. There, Arnie can keep his car for less money a month than he was paying Darnell, and it also keeps Christine out of Regina’s sight. Arnie thinks the plan is ridiculous, but Michael is adamant. He’s seen how Arnie has changed over the past two and a half months. He’s seen the way he snipes at his mother. He’s seen how unreasonable Arnie is when it comes to Christine. Michael puts his foot down, and Arnie relents. The airport parking garage it is.
At the airport, sitting behind the glass of the attendant’s booth, is someone Arnie should recognize, but does not: Sandy Galton. Sandy is one of Buddy Repperton’s crew. Repperton, expelled from school because of his switchblade antics with Arnie and Dennis, has a lot of time on his hands. He is very interested in what Sandy has to tell him about how lonesome Christine is at the airport. Perhaps, he thinks, they can keep her company out there in the dark…
We are officially in Third Person Narration territory now, Blog-o-weeners. One of the things we will have to ask ourselves by the time this detour takes us back to the first-person (and it will eventually) is this: does Dennis know any of what we are privy to in Part Two? And if so — how does he learn it? I’ll talk more about why King chose this stylistic convention in later posts. In the meantime, let’s just enjoy scooting around and listening in on conversations that Dennis wouldn’t be aware of.
Man, Arnie and Regina… amirite?
I know that we are being set up to hear LeBay’s anger in Arnie’s words, but Arnie is just as much a chip off his mother’s block as he is LeBay’s. As Michael says to Arnie, “You and your mother. Everything will be fine if you do it my way” (187). Regina’s fury, while not as crude as Arnie/Lebay’s, is still hard as nails. She just will not back down. Neither will Arnie. Poor Michael is just stuck in the middle doing his best with his recorder.
Outside of arguing about the way Arnie and his mother are exactly alike, Michael notices something strange about Christine: her odometer runs backwards.
Uh-oh.
Michael is amazed at the work that his son has done on his car. He is equally amazed about the knowledge Arnie has about the cars of the 1950s. But he is also dismayed that his son would not realize that the speedometer and odometer do not run off of the same cable. Of course, we know why Arnie is being a bit daft here. And we know how he knows so much about cars from the 1950s. And we darn well know how and why Christine’s odometer is running backwards, don’t we, Blog-o-weeners?
Heh-heh-heh!
Again, this backwards movement is the central idea behind the novel — its engine, so to speak. (Pun intended!) Arnie isn’t pulling Christine towards him; Christine is dragging Arnie to her, backwards to the past. Heck, even Regina, while stirring her drink with a swizzle-stick, stirs it in a counter-clockwise motion (174). Regina is also interested in pulling Arnie into the past. She wants him to be a little boy again. A little boy that she can understand and (sadly) control. Keep your eyes peeled for more of these types of moments and metaphors, Blog-o-weeners… I’m sure this guy will…
I mentioned yesterday about King’s lack of sense in reference to geography. We get it here again — the run over to Albany (176). The fact that Arnie says this to his parents, and Regina and Michael don’t have a bird over it, just proves my point. If I had told my mom and dad in high school that my boss needed me to drive to Albany, NY, they would have lost their minds. (Probably right after wondering why I was delivering pizzas out-of-state.) So, again, I call bullshit.
I’m also wondering why Michael chose the Pittsburgh International Airport to store Christine. The old airport sits some thirty miles away from “Libertyville.” Arnie is rightly angry about being asked to ride the bus to pick up his car. That’s an hour and a half long ride with two or three transfers. It ain’t worth it.
Another thing I’ll nitpick about (because I love doing this) is Arnie and Michael taking I-278 to the airport. That’s wrong on two counts. First, there is no I-278 in Pennsylvania. Interstate 278 runs through all five boroughs of New York City and parts of New Jersey. (Again with the New York!) Interstate 279, on the other hand, runs from downtown Pittsburgh to Franklin Park. (Which is nowhere near the airport.) It was the road my friends and I took to get to Pittsburgh when we wanted to get funky in the big city. That all being said, the second reason why these directions to the airport are wrong is that you only need one road to get there: I-376. You know, the road that Dennis and Arnie spent the summer working on?
Good ol’ Station Square gets a shout-out. (Although it lies fifteen miles to the west of Libertyville and not five like Michael says.) Sitting along the Monongahela River across from downtown Pittsburgh, Station Square is a tourist destination home to various restaurants, shops, and hotels. Built on the site of the old Pittsburgh and Lake Erie Railroad Station, Station Square sits near a light rail station, the Monongahela and Duquesne Inclines (what other cities would call funiculars), the dock for the Gateway Clipper, and the Smithfield Street Bridge. Also nearby is the home to the current champions of the United State Soccer League, The Pittsburgh Riverhounds.
When I lived on Mt. Washington, I took the Monongahela Incline down to Station Square and walked across the bridge into downtown Pittsburgh for work. For play, I’d take the Incline down to Station Square so I could see my girlfriend who worked at a store called Sox Appeal. Good times!
One last thing before we pull over for the night: Texas Driver.
Say what now?
One of the things that I love about Stephen King is that he is not afraid of namedropping in his books — specifically product namedropping. He straight out names things — Arby’s, McDonald’s Yodels, Twinkies, Iron City.
I recall reading somewhere that King did this because he didn’t want to be like mystery writer (and Perry Mason creator) Earle Stanley Gardner, who went out of his way not to mention specific brands in his stories. Gardner claimed that doing so would mean not tying his story to a particular time, therefore making it more timeless and universal. King called bullshit on this theory. Saying that his characters specifically drive to Kentucky Fried Chicken and not some nameless “fast food restaurant” gives King’s stories a sense of verisimilitude that Gardner’s stories (as good as they are) do not possess. Sure, things change over time — Kentucky Fried Chicken becomes KFC (because, as everyone knows, not saying the word “Fried” makes it not fried) — but that doesn’t change the reader’s sense of knowing what these characters are like by the brands they use.
So, when you see the name Texas Driver on a bottle in the mitts of Buddy Repperton and his gang, you assume that it’s a real thing.
Sorry to say: it is not.
Maybe there was some legal issues at work here — after all, this is a wine and juice combo that a bunch of underaged ne’er-do-wells are drinking while driving. Elsewhere in Christine, King names Iron City beer by name, but somehow that’s different.
If you want to put a real brand name on this concoction, then maybe you should think of other fortified wines like Ripple Red or Lancer’s (which makes an appearance in Salem’s Lot). You could also imagine Buddy downing a bottle of MD 20/20, Thunderbird, Cisco, Night Train, Wild Irish Rose, or…
Never you mind how’s come I know so many of those names!
Let’s call it a night and check into that motel up ahead. It isn’t Sunday, so that means the local beer distributor will still be open. I’ll run over and see if I can’t scare us up a cold six-pack of Iron City or maybe even Duke.
We can take it easy tonight, because tomorrow is another of our “Free Days.” Instead talking about Christine, I’ll be talking about how Stephen King came to write his killer car story. We’ll look at the history of the autonomous auto in fiction and the movies, too. It’ll be a good time even if we are a little hungover.
Ah, the good ol’ days when a bottle of Mad Dog split between two or three friends was considered a hot time. Of course, after a few sips, you felt as though you were kissing the tail end of a mad dog, but that’s not important. It was the bonds of friendship that mattered. Well, that and the lessons you learned about dumping a couple bottles of fortified wine into an empty stomach. You learned those lessons the hard way, but you never forgot them either. You had a good teacher, after all, because that teacher was you, and sometimes…







































